What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Molestiae omnis voluptatem sed assumenda et.

Dr No

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?